1. Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
   Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
   Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
   Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
2. Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh,
   Uncle nay aankh mari aunty bay-hosh…;):D:D
3. Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
   Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
   Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
   Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?
4. Full Form Of Boys... 
   B - Badmashiyon Me Sab Se Aage. 
   O - Ollo0 Ki Tarah Raat Me Jaage. 
   Y - Yaarian Nibhate Jaan Laga K. 
   S - Shareef Sirf Maa Baap K Aage...
5. Tongue Twister 
   
   The Sixth Sick Sheikh's Sixth Sheep's Sick ! 
   
   ( This Is World's Most Difficult Tongue Twister Acording To Guniess Book Of World Record ) 
   
   Say it!
6. Computer Is Shameless 
   Why? 
   
   ? 
   
   ? 
   
   B'coz, It Has Hardware & Software But 
   
   No 
   Underwear..? 

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